The General Election

It is 12.30 am. I have resisted all temptation to watch the results on TV until now. I’m going to watch it from now for a couple of hours – depending upon how it is going. Daughter 3 has voted and so has daughter 2. I asked them if they had voted for UKIP (as I have been quietly pushing them to do). “What!”, they cried, “Are you joking? Of course not!”

“Umm”, I thought. However, it seems that daughter 1, down South, has voted UKIP. Well, that’s not bad, is it? Three out of five.

So let’s get it right. The only people voting for Labour are benefit cheats, and the only people voting conservative are ……. are…….. Can’t think of anyone.

So let’s see what is happening…………………

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