Strange Phenomena

Someone on a vaping site linked to this site. I don’t know why, apart from the fact that I mentioned the ad which conclusively proves that the blood of smokers is disgusting, filthy, stinking and should not not therefore be used in transfusions.

Erm… Just a minute, vapers also inhale nicotine, and therefore their blood is also hopelessly contaminated. In fact, it is hard to see how anyone’s blood is not hopelessly contaminated. The food supply is hopelessly contaminated. The water supply is hopelessly contaminated. The soil is hopelessly contaminated. We must not breath; we must not eat; we must not drink. If we do so, then we will all die pronto.

The precise date of ‘pronto’ is ephemeral. There may or may not be a precise date. In fact, epidemiology has proven that there is no precision at all. In fact, National Statistics have also proven the same thing. Fifty times 0.00001 equals 0.00050. It does not matter. It seems to be a lot, but it is too small to matter.

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I may have exaggerated a bit, but what I say is essentially true. Hyperbole rules.

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2 Responses to “Strange Phenomena”

  1. The Blocked Dwarf Says:

    Totally O/T but in my continuing search for New Life..I mean ‘for the perfect cigarette’ I have come across this video which will interest any tuber, roller,grower, shredder or otherwise historically minded baccy-geek
    http://www.britishpathe.com/video/hand-made-cigarettes

    Strangely enough when the German government started to hike the price of cigarettes a decade or so ago, the firm WEST (and others) brought out packs of rolled in very very thin ricepaper filterless cigs that one simply ‘slotted’ into a standard tube. Eventually the line was discontinued after the EU ruled that the ‘rollies’ were infact cigarettes…I think.

    • Junican Says:

      I looked at the series of stills in the first link, BD. Quite amusing. Thank heaven we have tubing machines – same also for the second link.

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